Funny Myths

What are some other popular liberal myths besides the now discredited man-made global warming scheme?

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1. That safe sex education does more to stem early pregnancy. Oh wait...
2. Black kids are violent animals because of slavery. Low IQ in African-Americans is not cause by genetics.
3. Gravity, evolution, water being wet, fire being hot. You know, things that, like man-made climate change, are known to be true.
4. RealClimate.org: Jones' email "pulled out of context." LSE Prof: Scientists use "trick" to mean "a clever way of doing something." RealClimate.org: "trick" Jones referenced is a method for making the "context of the recent warming ... clear" and isn't "problematic ... at all. NASA scientist: Emails do not show that "global warming is a hoax" http://mediamatters.org/research/200911230052 Statisticians reject global cooling http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091026/ap_on_sc/us_sci_global_cooling
5. That abstinence education works.
6. That if you keep dumping crap into the water and atmosphere that we will eventually wipe out all life on the planet. Oh wait - that ones true...
7. That 86% of scientist support Global Warming, like they would know anything about it anthropology-- humans apiology -- bees archaeology -- past culture of humans astrology -- stars(for making predictions) bacteriology -- bacteria biology -- life cartology -- maps and map-making cetology -- whales conchology -- shells cosmetology -- cosmetics cosmology -- universe criminology -- crime and criminals cryptology -- codes ecology -- interactions in environments entomology -- insects embryology -- embryos eschatology -- death,judgement, afterlife ethnobiology -- life pertaining to certain people ethnology -- cultural heritage ethology -- animal behavior etiology -- causes and reasons etymology -- a word geology -- earth graphology -- handwriting herpetology -- reptiles hippology -- horses hydrology -- water ichthyology -- fish ideology -- ideas mammalogy -- mammals microbiology -- microscopic life morphology -- structure of organisms musicology -- music mycology -- fungi myrmecology -- ants nephology -- clouds neurology -- brain ornithology -- birds ophiology -- snakes ophthalmology -- eyes otology -- ears paleoanthropology -- ancient human-like creatures paleobiology -- ancient life paleontology -- ancient life, studied through fossils paleozoology -- ancient animals pathology -- disease pedology -- children petrology -- rocks phantomology -- supernatural beings pharmacology -- drugs pharyngology -- pharynx(part of throat) phenology -- periodic biological phenomena phenomenology -- phenomenons philology -- historical language phonology -- speech sounds phraseology -- use of words and phrases physical anthropology -- human characteristics physiology -- characteristics of organisms phytology -- plants(usually called botany) phytosociology -- relationships and charactistics of plants pomology -- fruit psychology -- mind and behavior pyrology -- fire seismology -- earthquakes sociology -- society somatology -- human characteristics speleology -- caves storiology -- stories and legends topology -- characteristics and history of a place tropical biology -- tropical life vulcanology -- volcanoes zoology -- animals
8. Well, Obama is a Christian, but any intelligent person knows that Christianity & its gods are fake. Just myths.
9. Mission Accomplished again, huh?
10. Well the "bleeding heart Liberals" you know the ones, with tolerance and love. They are now killing all the poor abandoned animals in California that are in shelters, because it is cheaper than housing them, or finding them homes. Gee where is PETA now? To busy putting chubby D list celebutards naked on posters than saving animals. Typical. A stupid slogan "rather go naked than wear fur" Is as meaningless as "hope and change" Some people are to stupid to look any deeper into things than just believing in a meaningles catch phrase and slapping it on their bumper. Ignorant and pathetic
11. 1 Liberal myth-----some Republicans do care about things other than their own profits
12. Evolution which you guys also disproved using the same methods.
13. How about: 'Ozone Depletion' - 1990's 'Nuclear Winter' - 1980's 'The Coming Ice Age' - 1970's All discredited theories brought to us by the same people pushing the 'Global Warming' theory.
14. That census worker who killed himself...trying to make it look like murder by anti-government sympathizers.
15. Conservatives are drinking directly from local rivers and lakes ....... because none of them are polluted....... all liberal lies
16. If the government gets involved in health insurance, the costs will go DOWN. I can't wait to see the reaction to what's REALLY going to happen, and here's a hint: they will not be able to spin it into the GOP's fault this time.
17. That AIDS can be prevented with circumcision!
18. Reagan didn't win the Cold War..... (that myth replaced the myth that we couldn'twin the Cold War) The poor got poorer in the 1980s..... The poor got poorer in the 1880s.... There are 27 million - no wait, 31, no wait, 35, no wait, 40, no wait, 50, no wait, 75 million "Americans" without health insurance.....
19. Spending money on a absurd stimulous package will create jobs. That government can manage something. That by placing laws on law abiding citizens will affect how criminals gain weapons. That murdering babies is ok, but letting murderers die is not. That government can't even manage medicare, but will some how manage a much bigger and more expensive Socialized healthcare. That our current debt was Bush's fault. That only Republicans are concerned about corporations when Pelosi and Reid wrote the TARP bill and porkulous bills that bailed out AIG, Goldman Sachs etc. That Democrats aren't for socializism then take over GM and fire the President and Chrysler, and now look towards taking over 1/6th of our economy by socialistic healthcare. That political correctness is good for America. That not keeping score at pee-wee baseball will assure fairness throughout life. That 3rd graders should know how to put on a condom but mathmatics and reading comprehension is not that important. That teaching homosexuality to elementary schoolers is part of the curriculum. 9/11 was a inside job.
20. It's only the uneducated republicans on this board and in this country who dosn't understand science .Global warming is a science fact , i sugest you go back to school with this BS .
21. Whew! That's a tough one! It will be tough remembering that many things all at once. The top ten liberal lies (drum roll, please): 10. Thank goodness we finally have intelligent leadership. 9. Bush started it. It will take at least 8 years for Obama to clean up the mess he inherited. 8. Anyone who disagrees with Obama is a racist who can't stand to see their white power slipping away. 7. The conservatives lost the election, their opinion has been rejected by the people, and they don't count anymore. 6. Republicans never present their own proposals for a solution, all they do is criticize. They are the party of "No." 5. The conservatives have no business criticizing Obama for increasing the national debt, because they did it first. 4. Obama really is a U.S. citizen. He could prove it, he just doesn't want to. 3. All that money Pelosi and Obama gave to GM was to save jobs. And the automaker bailout started on Bush's watch, so he's to blame anyway. 2. Free pie for everyone. And now, the top liberal lie (cymbal crash): 1. Obama is aware of the problems facing us, and he is doing the best he can to solve them. Some more: Bush invented the WMD lie, and he tricked the majority of the USA that Saddam had WMD and nuclear weapons. Bush is to blame for all of the rampant financial fraud on Clinton's watch, because "Kenny Boy" was a Boosh Buddy from the oil business. Bush is to blame for Madoff because Madoff scammed through Bush's entire 8 years. Madoff also scammed through Clinton's 8 years, but what about Bush? You seem to be forgetting that he scammed through Bush's 8 years. So why are you blaming Clinton when Bush did it? Phil Gramm is to blame for repealing the Glass-Steagal act in 1999, which led directly to the financial meltdown last year. OK, so that's why the Democrats reinstated the Glass-Steagal act first thing, as soon as the took office. Didn't they? A person's behavior is always more somebody else's responsibility. If a student doesn't study, doesn't do homework, and disrespects the teacher, the teacher is to blame if the student gets an F. Criminals should not be punished because their criminal activity is just acting out their anger for the discrimination they suffer. Unless the criminal is white, then he should go straight to prison. Unless he's poor, then he's just acting out his anger for being disadvantaged in society. Oh, man. I know I'm just scratching the surface here. Basically, everything liberals believe are myths. Liberals are allergic to the truth. They avoid it like a bee sting.
22. Copernicus and Galileo were just another two old liberal fools! Everyone knows the Earth IS flat AND is at the centre of the Universe which WAS made in only 6 days ... !
23. Liberal Myths Conservatives hate minorities. Conservatives don't care about the poor. Less guns means less crime. Universal Health Care will be deficit neutral. 9-11 was an inside job. 0'bama is not a socialist. The Constitution is a "living document." The United States is the largest producer of pollution. Americans are the dumbest people on the planet. Al Gore invented the internet. Population has increased by a large amount, and human beings are beginning to overpopulate. (This myth is an attempt to justify abortions) The media has no liberal bias Oil drilling will not provide energy security There is a vast right-wing conspiracy Military recruits are poor and uneducated Socialism is a better than capitalism and communism has some good stuff. Opposition to Obama is racism Liberal Christianity is compatible with the teachings of Jesus Christ. Portable school vouchers would destroy public schools, yet send their own children to private schools. You are not pro-life if you are pro-gun. 47 million Americans don't have health insurance. (Actual number is between 10 and 15 million)